My name is Alisha, and I live in Calgary, Canada.
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squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

image

(via heliolisk)

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6 hours ago

bxbyblue:

so my mums friend went skiing and she found someone lost in the mountains and she was like hello can i help u do u speak english and it was bear grylls

she found bear grylls

(via mayhembee)

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6 hours ago

furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

(via heliolisk)

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7 hours ago

jaclcfrost:

people that call you by just your last name

  • gym teachers/coaches
  • someone that wants to challenge you to a battle to the death

(via mayhembee)

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7 hours ago
summerloveneverstops:

gracefulrebel:

who wouldn’t want this on their blog?

God I miss this show

summerloveneverstops:

gracefulrebel:

who wouldn’t want this on their blog?

God I miss this show

(Source: jaaannette, via slytherpuffgryffinclaw)

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18 hours ago
thursdaymorningchild:

kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

are you okay Hugh?

thursdaymorningchild:

kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

are you okay Hugh?

(via bumbleshark)

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18 hours ago

maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: maahammy, via heliolisk)

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18 hours ago

basementdemo:

My mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed.

(via doctorzoidberq)

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18 hours ago
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